Saturday, November 26, 2005


865) Splendor in the Grass. Why do midwestern chicks always go nuts if they don't get it regular?

866) Vera Cruz. Westerns = Good.

867) Freaked. Stupid beyond belief.

868) Day of the Evil Gun. Westerns = Good.

869) The Santa Clause 2. Gotta work in a few Christmas movies.

870) Agnes Browne. Same kind of humor as a Roddy Doyle picture, but more family friendly.

871) The Desperados. Westerns = Good.

872) Shadow in the Sky. Good psychological drama.

873) The Whole Ten Yards. Looks like they managed to cram in an extra yard of suck...

874) Devil in a Blue Dress. Good neo-noir, but it was Don Cheadle's character that made the whole movie.

874 down, 126 to go.

Friday, November 25, 2005


859) The Vanishing. Good until they decided to change the ending to the absolute worst possible one...

860) Man or Gun. Western. Good.

861) The Big Easy. Quaid had the worst cajun accent ever. Actually, everyone in the movie did.

862) The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. Do stoners watch a lot of old silent movies? I imagine they would.

863) The Vertical Ray of the Sun. Bored right out of my mind. Seriously. I still have no clue what was going on. Don't really care either.

864) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. They just keep getting darker and darker...

864 down, 136 to go.

Thursday, November 24, 2005


857) Hangman's Knot. If only Encore Westerns would show 143 more Randolph Scott pictures I haven't seen...

857 down, 143 to go.

- I'm off to my parent's for Thanksgiving lunch and football. I'm going with Lee to see Walk the Line later tonight, but tomorrow starts my second greatest challenge....30 MOVIES IN 3 DAYS! Seriously, pray for me.

858) Walk the Line. I will be listening to nothing but Johnny Cash for weeks now. Anyway, great telling of the story of Johnny and June. You could make a hundred movies on Johnny Cash's life, so it was good to narrow it down to that one aspect of it (probably the most important one).

858 down, 142 to go.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005


856) Just Friends. So Sarah moved out today. Two hours later we were on the phone wanting to hang out. This is what we went to see. We are retarded.

856 down, 144 to go.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005


855) Wedding Crashers. Longer and not nearly as funny as I was expecting.

855 down, 145 to go.

Monday, November 21, 2005


854) Carnival of Souls. I'm ready to throw in the towel and admit defeat...

854 down, 146 to go.

- Unsolicited NFL Draft Advice Update: Pittsburgh needs to invest in another Quarterback.Roethlisberger is apparently going to stay hurt and Maddox will never get it done as the backup. May I suggest one Darrel Hackney?

- Jealous of Van Update: He saw the Lohan on the street the other day. I'm so moving to LA.