Tuesday, October 04, 2005

What is the difference between a litter of puppies and Auburn fans?

The puppies stop whining after 6 weeks.

Our UPS driver is still referring to Auburn as "The People's Champions" and claiming that the Golfer's Digest poll is some sort of mark of legitimacy. Auburn fans of the world, STFU.

3 Comments:

Blogger Wes Wolfe said...

Hahahaha. Oh, man. Like I've said many times, politics means nothing. I'd date someone with Ann Coulter's politics 10,000 times before I'd try to hook up with an Auburn person. What a bunch of rubes. Doesn't matter, anyway -- every Auburn person I've met recently is from Georgia. Hahahahaha! I don't know what that means, but it makes me laugh.
Here's to inter-political dating and sequestering Auburn people to their own weird gene pool.

10:44 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

My brother married an Barner. I shudder to think that my child's cousins will likely be Barners too.

11:06 PM  
Blogger Todd Jones said...

that's why you have to be a good uncle and set them straight. i'm afraid my sisters kids are lost to the dark side, she married an AU grad so they were poisoned from the get go. my nieces son is playing tight end on his park league team and has made it his goal to play for Bama though, so it kind of evens out.

6:39 AM  

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