While I'm still in the "issuing fatwas" mood...

The crusader pawns of the NCAA-AU-UT alliance have again conspired to blaspheme our Coach, may his infinite mercy protect us. We call upon all the faithful brothers of Alabama to smite the heathen blasphemers. Brothers, it is war against Bama. Grab your swords! To the billion strong: where are your arms? Your enemies have trampled on The Coach. Rise up! Our Coach was insulted again by the Big 10. Boycotts will accomplish nothing. We need bombs and explosives! The infidels must know that the coming days will see a bloody war and a series of blessed conquests. May their women weep openly for their shame as the mercy and wisdom of The Bear guides us to glorious victory!


















Go forth, Oak Ridge Boys, and slay the unbeliever wherever you may find them!