Friday, February 17, 2006

US Women's Hockey Team Shocked By Sweden

Todd shocked to discover women's hockey exists outside the realm of bizarre sexual fantasy.

If this were real hockey #12 wouldn't have all those teeth...


Blogger Nicole said...

So apparently the U.S. Women's hockey team lost to a boy's high school all-star team. And for the most part the U.S. was cruising in the Olympics. Doesn't say much for the level of the sport, I think.

12:27 PM  
Blogger Newspaper Hack said...

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1:12 PM  
Blogger Newspaper Hack said...

Women's hockey players, the sort of women that put the fear of God into field hockey and softball players. And I should know. I've been scared of many a field hockey and softball player. I mean, the field hockey gals are smaller, usually, but they have the energy of a trucker on a bottle of speed, more sexually aggressive than the average frat boy and carry big fucking sticks ("NOW!" "No, baby. I'm tired." "OFF WITH THE PANTS, MISTER!" "Oh...OK....::sniffle::"). No wonder I left Virginia. And so, yeah. That was quite a tangent.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous nico said...

The same is pretty much going to be true of any women's sport though Nicole.

Many years ago, the same US Women's team that won the Women's World Cup got hosed by the U-17 select team from Maryland (not even that big of a state) by something ridiculous like 5-1.

3:25 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

WAYYYY too info Hack.

3:47 PM  

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