Because I am 8 Update:

Most times I remain supremely annoyed with 99% of our customers, but every now and again something comes along to brighten even my mood. Usually it's someone wanting a crazy nickname on their jersey. Today's? Dung Beetle. Even better? I had to look it up online to check the spelling, leading me to this wonderful article. Go read it and tell me you didn't giggle every time "dung" appeared. I dare you.