#13. Definitely.
The Phat Phree brings us a list of the 50 most embarassing ways to die. In at #46:
Like Bear Bryant
Winning the Liberty Bowl, retiring, and dying three fucking weeks later. The shortest retirement on record.
The man said he'd die without football, prophesying your own demise isn't cool? Plus, seriously, don't mess with Bryant. Even in death he'll kick your ass up and down and you'll just wind up thanking him.
Like Bear Bryant
Winning the Liberty Bowl, retiring, and dying three fucking weeks later. The shortest retirement on record.
The man said he'd die without football, prophesying your own demise isn't cool? Plus, seriously, don't mess with Bryant. Even in death he'll kick your ass up and down and you'll just wind up thanking him.
posted by Todd Jones at 11:20 PM
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That prophecy just adds to his mystique, why don't those retards understand?
On the other hand, at least they know who Bear Bryant is....
As they say in the Heart of Dixie, "You can talk bad about Jesus, but don't fucking mess with Bear Bryant."
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