My Mama met my Daddy down in Alabam...
...they tied the knot so here I am.
717) My Baby's Daddy. This weekend has been rough. I struggled through both this and White Chicks against my better judgement. It's pretty miraculous that I've gone this long and are just now running into movies that I'm watching just to watch. Pretty much everything else I've had an interest in seeing. But this and White Chicks were two that I thought I'd never stoop to and I wish I hadn't.
718) The Program. Wasn't there some talk when this came out that the team was modeled after Florida State? Anyway, good football movie. I started it during the Steelers/Titans halftime and since Pittsburgh wasn't in any real danger I went ahead and finished it.
719) Party Girl. I don't really get Parker Posey. She was pretty funny in Josie and the Pussycats and Best in Show, but other than that she's just another average actress.
719 down, 281 to go.
-I'm updating now because it's my birthday and if I don't want to watch anymore movies then I'm not going to. But I probably will.
- On my way to my Parent's this morning I saw a guy working in his garden while wearing a Santa Claus hat.
- I'm not good at eulogizing, but the death of Gatemouth Brown is a serious loss to the world of music. If you haven't heard his music do yourself a favor and check out his rendition of Caldonia from Just Got Lucky, all of American Music, Texas Style, and his performance on Lighning in a Bottle.
- I used to have a huge crush on Rachel Ray but I'm seriously getting over it. I had the flu last year and for a whole week I seriously did nothing but watch HGTV and think "God bless, they spent how much on that?" and the Food Network and think "I could totally make that if I could get to the grocery store" and every afternoon I was giddy as a school girl when 30 Minute Meals came on because of my mad crush. She was just so cute and spunky that I couldn't help but love her. And now I keep seeing commercials for her whole around the world show or whatever it is and she looks kind of bitchy. Like, she's still cute and spunky, but you know that Friends episode where Joey is dating that girl that keeps hitting him? Yeah, that's totally her. And I bet I would probably take her to Nancy's or something to meet everyone and she'd act like a total spazz and maybe get a little drunk and try to tell Nancy how to cook and totally embarass herself and everyone would hate her and I'd be mortifyed and try to be all "Well, early day tomorrow, we better be on our way sweetie" and she'd cause a scene all "SO I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR FRIENDS?! IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY?" and I'd be all "No, of course not..." and she'd be all "SCREW YOU AND YOUR STUPID FRIENDS" and storm out and everyone would be really quiet except for Lee, who would also probably be drunk and dying laughing, and I'd have to chase her down the street and she would be all crying and "Your friends hate me and I bet you hate me" and I'd have to be all re-assuring and try to keep her from sitting down in the middle of the road and she'd be all "They think I'm charming in Tuscany" and I'd be all "Yes, of course they do, now let's get in the car" and then she'd break out sobbing and screaming profanities and all the neighbors would be peaking out their windows and calling the cops. That chick is nothing but trouble man, I'm glad we aren't dating.
- Bama won, Blazers won, Steelers won. I'd say it's been a pretty good weekend football wise.
717) My Baby's Daddy. This weekend has been rough. I struggled through both this and White Chicks against my better judgement. It's pretty miraculous that I've gone this long and are just now running into movies that I'm watching just to watch. Pretty much everything else I've had an interest in seeing. But this and White Chicks were two that I thought I'd never stoop to and I wish I hadn't.
718) The Program. Wasn't there some talk when this came out that the team was modeled after Florida State? Anyway, good football movie. I started it during the Steelers/Titans halftime and since Pittsburgh wasn't in any real danger I went ahead and finished it.
719) Party Girl. I don't really get Parker Posey. She was pretty funny in Josie and the Pussycats and Best in Show, but other than that she's just another average actress.
719 down, 281 to go.
-I'm updating now because it's my birthday and if I don't want to watch anymore movies then I'm not going to. But I probably will.
- On my way to my Parent's this morning I saw a guy working in his garden while wearing a Santa Claus hat.
- I'm not good at eulogizing, but the death of Gatemouth Brown is a serious loss to the world of music. If you haven't heard his music do yourself a favor and check out his rendition of Caldonia from Just Got Lucky, all of American Music, Texas Style, and his performance on Lighning in a Bottle.
- I used to have a huge crush on Rachel Ray but I'm seriously getting over it. I had the flu last year and for a whole week I seriously did nothing but watch HGTV and think "God bless, they spent how much on that?" and the Food Network and think "I could totally make that if I could get to the grocery store" and every afternoon I was giddy as a school girl when 30 Minute Meals came on because of my mad crush. She was just so cute and spunky that I couldn't help but love her. And now I keep seeing commercials for her whole around the world show or whatever it is and she looks kind of bitchy. Like, she's still cute and spunky, but you know that Friends episode where Joey is dating that girl that keeps hitting him? Yeah, that's totally her. And I bet I would probably take her to Nancy's or something to meet everyone and she'd act like a total spazz and maybe get a little drunk and try to tell Nancy how to cook and totally embarass herself and everyone would hate her and I'd be mortifyed and try to be all "Well, early day tomorrow, we better be on our way sweetie" and she'd cause a scene all "SO I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR FRIENDS?! IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY?" and I'd be all "No, of course not..." and she'd be all "SCREW YOU AND YOUR STUPID FRIENDS" and storm out and everyone would be really quiet except for Lee, who would also probably be drunk and dying laughing, and I'd have to chase her down the street and she would be all crying and "Your friends hate me and I bet you hate me" and I'd have to be all re-assuring and try to keep her from sitting down in the middle of the road and she'd be all "They think I'm charming in Tuscany" and I'd be all "Yes, of course they do, now let's get in the car" and then she'd break out sobbing and screaming profanities and all the neighbors would be peaking out their windows and calling the cops. That chick is nothing but trouble man, I'm glad we aren't dating.
- Bama won, Blazers won, Steelers won. I'd say it's been a pretty good weekend football wise.
posted by Todd Jones at 3:47 PM
3 Comments:
Forsooth! Parker Posey rocks my socks. Oh, if I could only be enough of a man for her urbane humor and rapier wit....
Or if you could just be as big of a douche bag as Ryan Adams...
Oh, no. Ryan Adams sucks the big one. But Parker Posey is still awesome.
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