09-12-2005

720) Triggermen. I bet the cover of this one reads "If you liked Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels you'll LOVE Triggermen!" That would, of course, be false advertising. It's not that it's bad, it's just a knock off.

720 down, 280 to go.

-Windy bought me Anchorman for my birthday so instead of watching a second movie Charity and I watched it. She should have been home studying, I should have been watching something new, but screw it. That stuff is just too funny to pass up.

- I want so badly to believe she's back, but I know better. Look at her eyes. She doesn't know where she is. She doesn't know she's being photographed with Kelly Osbourne. She probably thinks KO is a waiter and is wondering why she doesn't get her ass in gear and bring that bottle of tequila already. I imagine some PR flack is sending this picture around to anyone that will look at it, all "Lohan is off the smack and eating again, see how healthy she looks?!" when really anyone would look good next to that thing. Lindsay, come home. I've got a fridge full of pudding and plenty of red hair dye. We can make this right.