08-31-2005
682) Bride of Chucky. They really just don't make women with the raw sex appeal of Jennifer Tilly anymore.
683) Duplex. This blew apart two of my long held theories. 1. Drew Barrymore doesn't make good movies and 2. Ben Stiller comedies are only good when his wife is the love interest.
684) Superfly. I always felt a little weird about owning a soundtrack to a movie that I've never seen. Now I don't have that problem.
685) The Sagebrush Troubador. Gene temporarily forgot his latin lust and pulled some sophisticated city leg, Smiley fell off his horse, and a good time was had by all.
686) Cold Creek Manor. Why is it that all the really awesome houses are either haunted or formerly owned by psychos? No wonder so many people are choosing to live on golf courses these days.
687) Under Capricorn. Joseph Cotten looks like the love child of William Holden and Steve McQueen.
687 down, 313 to go.
You know, being a Republican is like being a vengeful God. If we're not busy slaughtering the unbeliever we're causing tsunamis and hurricanes, just because we can. Really, why wouldn't anyone want to be a Republican? Wreacking havoc for fun and profit is way more fun than losing all the time.
Not to be too lighthearted about a serious tragedy, please go and give these people money. It's been very surreal watching footage of the looting and recognizing places (hey, that's the McDonald's where Lee peed in the corner!) and realizing that New Orleans as I know it is gone and then realizing that, damn, New Orleans doesn't just exist for two or three weekends out of the year, people lived there. Anyway, not very good with the serious, so I'll stop.
683) Duplex. This blew apart two of my long held theories. 1. Drew Barrymore doesn't make good movies and 2. Ben Stiller comedies are only good when his wife is the love interest.
684) Superfly. I always felt a little weird about owning a soundtrack to a movie that I've never seen. Now I don't have that problem.
685) The Sagebrush Troubador. Gene temporarily forgot his latin lust and pulled some sophisticated city leg, Smiley fell off his horse, and a good time was had by all.
686) Cold Creek Manor. Why is it that all the really awesome houses are either haunted or formerly owned by psychos? No wonder so many people are choosing to live on golf courses these days.
687) Under Capricorn. Joseph Cotten looks like the love child of William Holden and Steve McQueen.
687 down, 313 to go.
You know, being a Republican is like being a vengeful God. If we're not busy slaughtering the unbeliever we're causing tsunamis and hurricanes, just because we can. Really, why wouldn't anyone want to be a Republican? Wreacking havoc for fun and profit is way more fun than losing all the time.
Not to be too lighthearted about a serious tragedy, please go and give these people money. It's been very surreal watching footage of the looting and recognizing places (hey, that's the McDonald's where Lee peed in the corner!) and realizing that New Orleans as I know it is gone and then realizing that, damn, New Orleans doesn't just exist for two or three weekends out of the year, people lived there. Anyway, not very good with the serious, so I'll stop.
posted by Todd Jones at 10:41 PM
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