12-22-2005

965) Them. Old sci-fi creature feature. About what you'd expect.

966) Land of the Dead. Heads explode. People get eaten.

967) Breakfast of Champions. An existential crisis is no excuse to make a "comedy." The cover of this always caught my eye at Blockbuster, so I gave it a shot and that turned out to be a HUGE mistake. Stupid cover. All of the characters have this crazy, over the top eccentricity that really starts to annoy after about 20 minutes. It would have been okay if it was only a few of them (like in Marx Brothers movies), but EVERYONE was going a mile a minute and it grates the nerves and makes you start wondering about existence and the meaning of life and what sort of machine you are yourself. Is there such a thing as a bored machine? Cause that would be me.

968) Rush Hour 2. Auto-pilot selection. Chris Tucker is the most annoying person on the whole planet.

969) Enemy at the Gates. Again, what's the deal with the British accents? Every last one of the Soviets had one! Plus, I AM A BORED MACHINE!

969 down, 31 to go.