09-22-2005

737) Kids. I'm going to go with exploitational trash on this one. You can use the gangsta rap "this is real, it's happening every day" excuse and claim it forces parents and kids to acknowledge the dangers around them, but give me a break. Kids that do this kind of stupid shit are going to do it no matter how their parents feel because they think it's cool. It's like that anti-drug commercial where the girl takes the egg and cracks it in the frying pan and is all "this is your brain" and then she takes the frying pan and smashes up the kitchen and is all "this is your brain on drug" and the marketing research showed that it made kids want to do drugs because smashing up a kitchen with a frying pan looked like fun. Same with this. But wait, Chloe Sevigny (sp?) gets HIV and Telly has it and is spreading it around and then his asshole friend gets it because he rapes Chloe so it's really a warning, you say? Bullshit. That Korine kid wrote the script because he thought that shit would make him look cool all "check this out, this is my life man, doing nothing but smoking dope, drinking beer, hanging out and bagging sluts" and the scumbag that directed it just wanted to film a bunch of young girls getting it on. Seriously, can we please get another incredibly long and uncomfortable sex scene between two minors? Is that possible? You maybe could have squeezed in a few more if you'd just cut out all that pesky dialogue, fucking pervert. Watch Thirteen if you want a message movie. HATE.

738) Four Faces West. Ah, westerns....eases the pain....

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The Dean of Discipline has to be the worst character in a show EVER. Be a stage hand for the drama club or I'll kick you out of school? WTF? He can't do that. And that whole Taylor deal, you know they are going to have Seth and Summer finding out that she and The Dean of Discipline are doing it. And for real, I just can't get over this douche bag Dean of Discipline. I hate that guy.