HOT FOOTBALL BETTING TIP ALERT

The Alabama football program launched a secret operation during the offseason to raid the graves of history's greatest coaches in order to transform Mike Shula into Coach Serpentor. Furthermore, Phil Fulmer ate his entire starting offensive line after the all you can eat chinese buffet reneged on it's promise, Norm Chow will in fact be calling the plays for the Trojans as his defection to the pros was only a ruse to catch USC's opponents off guard, and Charlie Weis wears little frilly girly panties on game day. Take these as fact and bet accordingly, or Big Fat Paulie will break your knee caps.