...I tried to kill the pain, bought some wine and hopped a train...
...seemed easier than just waitin' around to die...
So I've been thinking about this whole Terri Schiavo thing. Blue Eyed Infidel is planning on using this as an excuse to starve her dog, but I've got bigger plans. Most people that know me know about my diabolical plan to get married and have kids and then 2oish years later divorce their mother, marry someone younger than my kids, and then force them to call her mom. The plan required finding a woman that would be willing to go along with the joke and wouldn't put up a big fuss when it's time for the divorce. She could simply take her money and walk away. Ideally this would be a woman I find attractive and get along with well enough to make sireing children and co-habitating with her for the next few decades desirable, but I figured I'd probably just have to find some skank that's down with free room and board and a big payoff later down the line. But now with this whole Schiavo thing there are so many new possibilities! I can actually find some totally hot girl, sucker her into falling in love with me, have the kids, live together, blah blah blah, and then when the time comes for the younger wife all I'd have to do is lock the old one in a closet for a few weeks until she starves to death and BAM! I've got a hot new wife and insurance money rolling in instead of an ex-wife and alimony payments! I'd totally get away with it because the old wife would be an inconvenience to me and I know for a fact that she really wouldn't want to live like that (she told me so, and my brother too!) and since my word is compelling enough evidence for the courts then I'm covered! What an age we live in...
So for real, I am utterly revolted by this whole thing. I don't think I can really say anything other than I think I'll vomit if I hear one more "expert" talk about how starving to death is such a peaceful way to go. If that's true then why are we always so worried about those poor starving kids in Africa? Obviously they're better off than us, they're living it up without food and loving it! And those babies that cry when you don't feed them? What the hell is their deal? Don't they know how good they have it? And the Donner party? They could have avoided that whole cannibal stigma thing by just giving in to the hunger! It would have been great! Man, I'm thinking about not eating for a few weeks myself for the buzz! It's just a damn shame Terri can't operate a gun, otherwise her parents could trick her husband into visiting her and she could shoot him and then get sent to death row and all the people that are so furiously defending her right to die can switch up and start preaching to us all sanctimoniously about the santity of life and how killing her would be such a terrible thing. I fucking hate people.
So I've been thinking about this whole Terri Schiavo thing. Blue Eyed Infidel is planning on using this as an excuse to starve her dog, but I've got bigger plans. Most people that know me know about my diabolical plan to get married and have kids and then 2oish years later divorce their mother, marry someone younger than my kids, and then force them to call her mom. The plan required finding a woman that would be willing to go along with the joke and wouldn't put up a big fuss when it's time for the divorce. She could simply take her money and walk away. Ideally this would be a woman I find attractive and get along with well enough to make sireing children and co-habitating with her for the next few decades desirable, but I figured I'd probably just have to find some skank that's down with free room and board and a big payoff later down the line. But now with this whole Schiavo thing there are so many new possibilities! I can actually find some totally hot girl, sucker her into falling in love with me, have the kids, live together, blah blah blah, and then when the time comes for the younger wife all I'd have to do is lock the old one in a closet for a few weeks until she starves to death and BAM! I've got a hot new wife and insurance money rolling in instead of an ex-wife and alimony payments! I'd totally get away with it because the old wife would be an inconvenience to me and I know for a fact that she really wouldn't want to live like that (she told me so, and my brother too!) and since my word is compelling enough evidence for the courts then I'm covered! What an age we live in...
So for real, I am utterly revolted by this whole thing. I don't think I can really say anything other than I think I'll vomit if I hear one more "expert" talk about how starving to death is such a peaceful way to go. If that's true then why are we always so worried about those poor starving kids in Africa? Obviously they're better off than us, they're living it up without food and loving it! And those babies that cry when you don't feed them? What the hell is their deal? Don't they know how good they have it? And the Donner party? They could have avoided that whole cannibal stigma thing by just giving in to the hunger! It would have been great! Man, I'm thinking about not eating for a few weeks myself for the buzz! It's just a damn shame Terri can't operate a gun, otherwise her parents could trick her husband into visiting her and she could shoot him and then get sent to death row and all the people that are so furiously defending her right to die can switch up and start preaching to us all sanctimoniously about the santity of life and how killing her would be such a terrible thing. I fucking hate people.
posted by Todd Jones at 6:25 PM
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yeah, it's funny how everywhere I look in the Bible death is described as an enemy that's so powerful it took the Lord of the universe dying on a cross to defeat. Show me somehwere in scripture that calls death peaceful and I'll dance a jig on top of a neon sign. It ain't there. Yet I hear all these liberal churches screaming about the same right to die crap. I hate liberalism (and I hate liberalism in the church more than anything).
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