You know how the audience on Emeril always goes completely bitchcakes crazy whenever he "surprises" them with a random ingredient? I long for the day when I can make out some dude totally screaming profanity at the choice, cause you know there is a guy in the audience all "HOLY SHIT! THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HE'S PUTTING THAT IN THERE! NO FUC....OOOOOH! HE DID! HE DID! HE SO FUCKING DID! EMERIL, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! I'M GONNA READ YOUR BOOK!" I'm telling you people, if you want entertainment, cooking shows and HGTV are where it is at.