Tuesday, June 27, 2006

In part four of the ten part "Celebrity Ass I'm Reasonably Certain I Could Kick" series, we have Axl Rose. It's his penchant for beating up women, biting security guards in the leg, and just generally being such a massive dickface that he managed to implode one of the greatest rock 'n roll bands to walk the face of the earth with his spoiled brat antics that makes me not only believe I could kick his ass, but also makes me believe he richly deserves it.

Around these parts, those shorts don't mean "comfortable with my masculinity," they mean "ripe for an ass kicking."


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