What is it with "State" fans?

By now everyone is familiar with the strange saga of Michael Cooper, the Ohio State fan caught masturbating in a public library. Now, via News of the Weird, comes word of an Arizona State student caught masturbating openly while watching pornography in the school's Hayden Library. His reasoning is priceless:

"To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn't good enough."

Mississippi State, you could be next...