In part seven of the ten part "Celebrity Ass I'm Reasonably Certain I Could Kick" series is Elvin Bishop. Pretty much everyone likes Fooled Around and Fell in Love well enough (fun fact, that isn't him singing), but I lost all respect for him after hearing his awful, amaturish, blues for dummies guitar solo on Drunken Hearted Boy from the Allman Brothers box set. Seriously Elvin, if you step on a stage with Duane Allman with a guitar in your hand, you better come with it.


















He ain't good looking but he sure can play...unless Duane is nearby.