It's just too good to be true...

Apparently Auburn's been using the mentally ill for security at their games, which kind of begs the question "what, the sane security didn't want to be around all those rednecks anymore?"












As if the "are we eagles or are we tigers" conundrum wasn't bad enough, having to pronounce Jordan-Hare "JURDEN-Hare" all those years finally drove head of security Tim Walker over the edge...