Vee are from zee land of chocolate!
Remember the Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns sells the nuclear plant to the Germans, and Homer has the "land of chocolate" fantasy? I think Ray Nagin might have seen it too many times.
If chocolate walls can't survive Homer, how can they stand a hurricane?
Update: Best. Back-pedal. EVER:
He said he had not meant that it should be an all-black metropolis, asking: "How do you make chocolate?
"You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink. That is the chocolate I am talking about," he told CNN.
(via Malkin)
If chocolate walls can't survive Homer, how can they stand a hurricane?
Update: Best. Back-pedal. EVER:
He said he had not meant that it should be an all-black metropolis, asking: "How do you make chocolate?
"You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink. That is the chocolate I am talking about," he told CNN.
(via Malkin)
posted by Todd Jones at 1:53 PM
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Nagin Nagin Nagin. *sigh*
But, it's an excuse to get out a relevant Parliament album.
Fuck yeah. All I thought was, "CHOCOLATE CITY!" BTW -- isn't dark chocolate plus milk equal milk chocolate? And isn't that, like, Halle Berry or something? The best part of that story was on CNN when they mentioned NOLA was over 60 percent black before Katrina, hence, it was already of the cocoa persuasion.
Fill NOLA with Halle Berry's and I'm all about some damn jazz fest...
Just in case anybody doesn't remember what Halle Berry looks like, they can click here.
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