In part eight of the ten part "Celebrity Ass I'm Reasonably Certain I Could Kick" series is Troy Gentry. The sissy, redneck-metro half of the country duo Montgomery Gentry "was arraigned in federal court this week on a charge of conspiracy to falsely label an animal." That's right folks, he paid to shoot a tame bear while it was in it's pen and then tried to make it look like he hunted and killed it in the wild. While there is no way in hell I would mess with the scary trenchcoated guy, I'm pretty sure ol' T-roy is ripe for an ass kicking.













Bow hunting in a strip mall parking lot...right up Troy's alley.