Yeah do you really need a screen that long for porn? Nicole, looks like you got some competition for todd's lovin. Nicole+claudia=catfight I'm so there man.
Well she's actually gettin' the lovin' and I'm just harassing him, so I'm thinking she already wins. Besides, she probably already hates me and is like "back up off my man, bitch" so you really don't need to make it any worse!
But I'm telling you I'm on to something with the porn. This would officially cross the line into too graphic
I'm just sayin' the girl probably already wants to kick my ass, you don't need to give her any ideas or add fuel to the fire! It's bad enough that we're both sourthern sorority girls. (there's bound to be a naked pillow fight in there somewhere ... uh, I mean, damn!)
Not that I'm going to stop harrassing Todd....
On second thought, maybe she and I could team up on this harrassing thing ... more diabolical that way...
Also, if you're a good little married man, us 20 something sorority girls should have no bearing :) Besides, it's more like partially clothed pillow fights. Much sexier. Less jiggling.
No word on the Florida job. I'm pretty sure I put the jinx on that the minute I got excited about it and told everyone. But thanks for the reminder of how much of a loser I am! I'm actually looking at apartments this weekend, thank god! My brother lives in Cordova. Also, didn't really mean anything by the marriage comment.
It's all right I'm happily married. Things slow down after 10 years though, and 2 young sorority girls naked pillow fighting would get a 40 year happily married man's blood boiling.
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You'd be getting it too late in the football season!
Besides, porn would be a little too much on a screen that big!
(Time for another rant that's housed on Todd's comments, right mutton chops? )
Yeah do you really need a screen that long for porn?
Nicole, looks like you got some competition for todd's lovin.
Nicole+claudia=catfight
I'm so there man.
Well she's actually gettin' the lovin' and I'm just harassing him, so I'm thinking she already wins. Besides, she probably already hates me and is like "back up off my man, bitch" so you really don't need to make it any worse!
But I'm telling you I'm on to something with the porn. This would officially cross the line into too graphic
Well I won't bring up that again then.
How painful would it be too watch Alabama lose on 103 inches.
Abnormally large men, abnormally large... thats just wrong
Just stick to the girl on girl todd and you'll be all right.
I'm just sayin' the girl probably already wants to kick my ass, you don't need to give her any ideas or add fuel to the fire! It's bad enough that we're both sourthern sorority girls. (there's bound to be a naked pillow fight in there somewhere ... uh, I mean, damn!)
Not that I'm going to stop harrassing Todd....
On second thought, maybe she and I could team up on this harrassing thing ... more diabolical that way...
All right you can't give a married guy those kind of images. It really is not right. I thought you were from way up north anyway.
103 inches would have made 1000 movies in 1 year a lot more enjoyable. I still don't know how he did that.
Just cuz I'm from up here doesn't mean I didn't live in the south for 7 years.
Also, if you're a good little married man, us 20 something sorority girls should have no bearing :)
Besides, it's more like partially clothed pillow fights. Much sexier. Less jiggling.
All right, all right since you still live with your mom, I'll let you say that you are southern.
That was definitely a low blow, but what the heck. How's the possible florida job coming?
BTW you asked me where I lived in Memphis, and then never told me where your brother lives.
No word on the Florida job. I'm pretty sure I put the jinx on that the minute I got excited about it and told everyone.
But thanks for the reminder of how much of a loser I am! I'm actually looking at apartments this weekend, thank god!
My brother lives in Cordova.
Also, didn't really mean anything by the marriage comment.
Plus, I didn't say I was Southern, I said I was a southern sorority girl = I was a sorority girl in the south.
It's all right I'm happily married. Things slow down after 10 years though, and 2 young sorority girls naked pillow fighting would get a 40 year happily married man's blood boiling.
I really do love Hijacking todd's blog, but I need to get some sleep.
Old married men have to sleep more.
Hopefully because your fabulous wife keeps you tired out.
Well done!
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