Saturday, April 08, 2006

Berry Poachers? Are you kidding me?

Police, Berry Poachers Play Cat-and-Mouse

Dear Charles Robinson,
I'm really sorry you have to spend your days making sure no one STEALS BERRIES, especially since you used to be a tactical agent and worked the narcotics task force. I'll bet those were some pretty good times, huh? Waiting to crack some drug dealer head? I bet cold cocking some scumbag pusher is pretty cool, isn't it? Man, I wish you were still living that dream, keeping us safe from the dealers and thugs that make the streets unsafe for children and the elderly instead of sitting out there in the swamp, getting bitten by mosquitoes and keeping a sharp eye out for alligators and rattlesnakes just to make sure that no one STEALS BERRIES. But hey, look on the bright side. Some day more and more counties are are going to see their natural lands disappearing, and instead of focusing on marijuana cultivation, burglary, auto theft, or even cattle rustling, they'll start to place more emphasis on the need to stop BERRY POACHERS rather than worry about real crime. Won't that be a boost for your ego? And it looks like you've got some pretty cool stuff to play with out there. Jacked up 4X4s with satellite hookups, off roaders, a jeep normally built for the military that can travel the swamps submerged, all so you can effectively KEEP PEOPLE FROM STEALING BERRIES.

Your friend,
Todd

1 Comments:

Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

What a complete liar that guy is: this really reminds me of my time as a tactical agent. BS, I'm calling BS.
What a douce bag, he almost achieves Douchey McDouche level, but not quite.

9:08 PM  

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