I told Claudia earlier today I was going to start wearing nothing but biker shorts, so she sent me this horrifying sight to save me from myself:



















Le Barf.

I immediately went blind and renounced my faith in all things good and decent, but then she sent me this to restore my sight and to make amends:
















You gon' back that thing up, or should I push up on it?

There's not much point to this entry. Mostly I was just looking for an excuse to post another picture of Jessica Alba.