On today's episode of "The Bachelor Life," our hero shows his tender side by buying The Girl flowers...then reverts to his bachelordom by having nothing but beer glasses to put them in and leaving them to wither and rot for two weeks.
posted by Todd Jones at 7:32 AM
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That isn't Bachelor life, Martha Stewart claims beer glasses make great vases for wild flowers at the cottage and since they can also be used as glasses, don't take up valuable cabinet space.
See that's what makes it a bachelors life. No bachelor would ever know what Martha Stewart thinks.
They couldn't have been that great, she didn't even take them with her.
Also, what, are you too cheap to spring for a vase? Tightwad.
That time of the month huh?
I was actually talking to nicole, She seems awfully bitchy right now.
Asshole. I'm playfully bitchy all the time. It's part of my charm. Plus, I was standing up for womenkind. But now that she mentions that he liquored her up first, I suppose it's ok :)
Besides, MC (muttonchops) I DO NOT need an excuse to be a bitch. I'm quite adept at it at all times of the month.
Screwing with you gives elicits the funniest responses. Liquoring a girl up is foreplay right?
BTW would it pain you to know that I haven't had mutton chops(friendly) since easter?
sorry typo. Meant:
Screwing with you gives me great joy and elicits the funniest responses.
I aim to please. I know you haven't had the chops, but I don't know what else to call you, so there you go...
Also, is it juts me, or did Claudia imply that she needs to be drunk to be willing.
Poor Todd's ego...
I aim to please. I know you haven't had the chops, but I don't know what else to call you, so there you go...
Also, is it juts me, or did Claudia imply that she needs to be drunk to be willing.
Poor Todd's ego...
Fabulous that we hijack Todd's comments about once a week.
Maybe she just needs to be drunk with todd.
Ok, Ok, no one is asking you to show your sorority slut card. Nicole's is tatooed on her forehead though.
ya'll are all freaks.
who is this todd jones character and why does he keep showing up in our chat?
Sorority slut card, hmmm? I never got one of those!
Do you think they were trying to tell me something?
Maybe it's because I'm a Pantheon member. No card needed!
My nickname was "town bicycle"...
My bad did I say forehead I meant back of the head, Prolly why you never have seen it.
*tries to see back of head in mirror*has blonde moment*
I don't see it!
Trust me its there... Or so I've heard.
Well there was the sex goats part of initiation. That part I remember. And I CLEARLY remember the pillowfights. But I got nothing about renegade tattoos. The only tattoo I've got is the one I got willingly!
Butterfly, flower, or chinese symbol? Ankle or shoulder? Or is it the mark of the whore?
Big Red A!
No, it's an Irish symbol, for my father.
Sadly, it is on the cliched ankle, though on the inside. I basically wanted to be able to cover it up. As much as I wanted it, there are just times you don't want your tattoo hanging out. Two band-aids effectively covers the sucker.
Besides, upper butt, I mean Lower Back tattoos are much more cliched.
And I actually didn't just get one to get one. I'm a firm believer that something that permanent better mean something. I mean, when it's lost in the saggy skin of my ankles when I'm 81, I want to look at it fondly, you know?
yeah that's the mark of the whore. It means "I'm easy", or "I do anal", or "I'm from millington, TN"... last one is a memphis joke.
Maybe it's to hold the guy's attention when she's on all 4s
Yeah, like its hard to hold the guys attention when you are on all fours.
Do you know why Rednecks prefer Doggystyle?
So they can both watch wrassling at the same time.
Well all the fun and interesting stuff is hidden then! Maybe it's to dristract him from the NASCAR race that's on.
Sadly, my hijacking is through (for now!)
Todd, the blog is yours again.
Or is it????
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