Thursday, May 04, 2006

On today's episode of "The Bachelor Life," our hero shows his tender side by buying The Girl flowers...then reverts to his bachelordom by having nothing but beer glasses to put them in and leaving them to wither and rot for two weeks.

33 Comments:

Blogger breadchick said...

That isn't Bachelor life, Martha Stewart claims beer glasses make great vases for wild flowers at the cottage and since they can also be used as glasses, don't take up valuable cabinet space.

10:17 AM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

See that's what makes it a bachelors life. No bachelor would ever know what Martha Stewart thinks.

11:11 AM  
Blogger Nicole said...

They couldn't have been that great, she didn't even take them with her.
Also, what, are you too cheap to spring for a vase? Tightwad.

1:49 PM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

That time of the month huh?

3:36 PM  
Blogger Claudia said...

No...it wasn't that time of the month. Todd is actually quite the romantic.

Oh, and instead of buying a vase, he bought me wine instead. He like's me drunk and willing. :)

4:05 PM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

I was actually talking to nicole, She seems awfully bitchy right now.

4:36 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

Asshole. I'm playfully bitchy all the time. It's part of my charm. Plus, I was standing up for womenkind. But now that she mentions that he liquored her up first, I suppose it's ok :)

Besides, MC (muttonchops) I DO NOT need an excuse to be a bitch. I'm quite adept at it at all times of the month.

4:51 PM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

Screwing with you gives elicits the funniest responses. Liquoring a girl up is foreplay right?
BTW would it pain you to know that I haven't had mutton chops(friendly) since easter?

4:57 PM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

sorry typo. Meant:
Screwing with you gives me great joy and elicits the funniest responses.

5:04 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

I aim to please. I know you haven't had the chops, but I don't know what else to call you, so there you go...

Also, is it juts me, or did Claudia imply that she needs to be drunk to be willing.

Poor Todd's ego...

5:23 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

I aim to please. I know you haven't had the chops, but I don't know what else to call you, so there you go...

Also, is it juts me, or did Claudia imply that she needs to be drunk to be willing.

Poor Todd's ego...

5:24 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

Fabulous that we hijack Todd's comments about once a week.

5:25 PM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

Maybe she just needs to be drunk with todd.

5:26 PM  
Blogger Claudia said...

I don't need to be drunk ever! I am willing when I am 100% sober.

5:32 PM  
Blogger Claudia said...

Oh....and I didn't take the flowers with me cause I had to drive 3 hours home and I didn't want to spill the water in my car.

5:33 PM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

Ok, Ok, no one is asking you to show your sorority slut card. Nicole's is tatooed on her forehead though.

5:34 PM  
Blogger Todd Jones said...

ya'll are all freaks.

5:34 PM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

who is this todd jones character and why does he keep showing up in our chat?

5:35 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

Sorority slut card, hmmm? I never got one of those!

Do you think they were trying to tell me something?

5:39 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

Maybe it's because I'm a Pantheon member. No card needed!
My nickname was "town bicycle"...

5:40 PM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

My bad did I say forehead I meant back of the head, Prolly why you never have seen it.

5:42 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

*tries to see back of head in mirror*has blonde moment*

I don't see it!

5:48 PM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

Trust me its there... Or so I've heard.

5:49 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

Well there was the sex goats part of initiation. That part I remember. And I CLEARLY remember the pillowfights. But I got nothing about renegade tattoos. The only tattoo I've got is the one I got willingly!

5:52 PM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

Butterfly, flower, or chinese symbol? Ankle or shoulder? Or is it the mark of the whore?

5:54 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

Big Red A!

No, it's an Irish symbol, for my father.
Sadly, it is on the cliched ankle, though on the inside. I basically wanted to be able to cover it up. As much as I wanted it, there are just times you don't want your tattoo hanging out. Two band-aids effectively covers the sucker.


Besides, upper butt, I mean Lower Back tattoos are much more cliched.

And I actually didn't just get one to get one. I'm a firm believer that something that permanent better mean something. I mean, when it's lost in the saggy skin of my ankles when I'm 81, I want to look at it fondly, you know?

5:59 PM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

yeah that's the mark of the whore. It means "I'm easy", or "I do anal", or "I'm from millington, TN"... last one is a memphis joke.

6:03 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

Maybe it's to hold the guy's attention when she's on all 4s

6:05 PM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

Yeah, like its hard to hold the guys attention when you are on all fours.
Do you know why Rednecks prefer Doggystyle?
So they can both watch wrassling at the same time.

6:11 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

Well all the fun and interesting stuff is hidden then! Maybe it's to dristract him from the NASCAR race that's on.

6:12 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

Sadly, my hijacking is through (for now!)

6:17 PM  
Blogger TNIRISHFAN said...

Todd, the blog is yours again.

6:21 PM  
Blogger Nicole said...

Or is it????

7:39 PM  

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